Mandi had this posted on myspace and it had me cracking up! Especially since I got to take care of one of the players (that's all I can say)... even got to meet some of the team - Shayne Graham came to visit! I'm sure they wouldn't have found the following so funny, though... I tried to keep my cool :)
The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati. For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengals player out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
A. To Paul Brown Stadium-they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals player with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!
Q. What do the Bengals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Come on, Bengals! 0-7?! Where's our team?
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